What's New?

  Well, to begin with... this site!

  Honestly, Chew and I already have SO many irons in the fire, I wasn't really sure that adding another website would be the best idea.

  This is a work in progress... we appreciate your patience, as we get it all figured out!

Weekly Revelations

- Why don't the enemies of the Ninja Turtles just flip them over onto their backs?

- LIKE if you still have to whisper “Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty” to yourself.

- My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I’m lucky I eat at all.

- Of course I don’t hold grudges! I’m a woman, I carry them around in a cute little organizer, color-coded by offensiveness, and tucked into a matching purse.

- Why do they call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout?"

- They say what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Well, nothing has killed me yet, and I can still barely open a jar of olives.

- A relationship without trust is like a cellphone without service, you just play games and get frustrated.

- If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.

- Sorry about that time I got drunk, and said and did everything I wanted to say and do.

- My friend just ended a long-term relationship today ... she's ok though, it wasn’t hers.

- "It's not about who's right or wrong."~ The person that is wrong

- Mashed potatoes really beg the question: “what else could we massively improve by squashing the heck out of it?”

- Yawning is our body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining.

- Ironically the only way I'd watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.

- Male or Female, no one messes with you if you put your lipstick on like the Joker.

-I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble, from the front of my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. How is YOUR day going?


- Today, I'm feeling as useful as a stoplight in "Grand Theft Auto."


- Dear lady who "shushed" your baby, in the library... I'm not sure you've grasped the concept of how babies work


- The Internet... an electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room, again?"


- My jeans say that I need to lose weight, but my sweatpants are, like, "Nah, girl... you're good."


- I think the mail carrier is stealing all of my "Nigerian Lottery Checks."

Comments: 6
  • #6

    Amy Donaldson (Monday, 21 April 2014 07:43)

    Wow. Thanks for inviting me. I have lots of friends and family that are going to enjoy this as much as I am going to enjoy it. Way to go Mia. Woohoo.

  • #5

    Abby Rusch (Sunday, 20 April 2014 15:39)

    Can't wait to see the goodies you post on here! :)

  • #4

    mia (Sunday, 17 November 2013 07:42)

    Thanks for checking it out, Christa! I'll be adding new ones as I hear about them, so be sure to check back often! I've been putting the medicinal freebies in our Fan Van first aid kit... a lot of the personal are products are going in a toiletry case for Bike Week... It's a pleasure to share these finds! <3

  • #3

    Christa Oliver (Saturday, 16 November 2013 23:26)

    Wow! Thanks for sharing all the good info on the freebies. I'm going to set up a new gmail acct and start trying a few of these out!

  • #2

    myp2s (Friday, 15 November 2013 23:36)

    Thank you for taking the time to check it out, Jerry... and, for commenting! )

  • #1

    Jerry McGuffee (Friday, 15 November 2013 22:42)

    I look forward to seeing what else you put on here. Nothing has caught my attention yet but I am sure there will be something.

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